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Nov 24, 2005, 04:09 AM // 04:09
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Im my own little world.
Guild: Acolytes Of Fayth
Profession: R/E
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Weird questions.
I stole this from another forum:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>Question 1: >>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, >>three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and >>she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? >>Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. >> >>Question 2: >>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote >>counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. >> >> Candidate A >> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with >> astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes >> and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. >> >> Candidate B >> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used >> opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. >> >> Candidate C >> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't >> smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. >> >>Which of these candidates would be your choice? >> >>Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. >> >> >> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. >> >> Candidate B is Winston Churchill. >> >> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. >> >> >>And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: >>If you said YES >> >> you just killed Beethoven.. >> >>Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. >>Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading.... >>Never be afraid to try something new. >>Remember: Amateurs....built the ark.......... >>Professionals...built the Titanic >> >>And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little >>more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: >> >> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse >> * 7 have been arrested for fraud >> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks >> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 >> businesses >> * 3 have done time for assault >> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit >> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges >> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting >> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits >> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last >> year... >> >>Can you guess which organization this is? >> >>Give up yet? >> >>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. >> >>The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws >>each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. |
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Nov 24, 2005, 04:55 AM // 04:55
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: I need a good pvp guild
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Cool.
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Nov 24, 2005, 05:16 AM // 05:16
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Boston
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too long so i didnt bother too read
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Nov 24, 2005, 05:16 AM // 05:16
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: See that third planet from the sun?
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights
Profession: R/Me
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">>And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
>>more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: >> >> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse >> * 7 have been arrested for fraud >> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks >> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 >> businesses >> * 3 have done time for assault >> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit >> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges >> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting >> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits >> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last >> year... >> >>Can you guess which organization this is? " I would have guessed any restaurant corporation. :P |
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Nov 24, 2005, 05:25 AM // 05:25
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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wow. isn't that rather undermining of congress?
like they say, "if pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?" |
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Nov 24, 2005, 05:50 AM // 05:50
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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I knew that one about Beethoven
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